Red Tape is Not Just for Fishermen
In the great tradition of our esteemed Ministry, we are proud to present the latest in Bureaucratic Efficiency: a comprehensive guide to the art of filling out forms.
Step 1: Gather All Necessary Documents
- Check the box that says you've checked the box
- Initial the correct number of pages
- Sign with flourish
Step 2: Fill Out Form in Triplicate
- Use a #2 pencil
- Write your name legibly, but not too legibly
- Use 3 x 5 cards to record your thoughts
Continue to Section 3/2 for more information on Bureaucratic Efficiency