Constitutional Bureaucracy FAQ

Phone Tree FAQ

Why is the Phone Tree Always Busy?

Because our highly trained team of 12 administrators are prophets of doom, constantly stuck in meetings.

They are prophets, not operators. Deal with it.

Read about our prophets of doom.

How Do I Get Through the Phone Tree?

Just press 1 for English, 2 for Spanish, or 3 for 'I give up.'

Or better yet, just wait for an eternity, and maybe someone will pick up.

Read our guide on how to get through the Phone Tree.