Constitutional Bureaucracy Day - Wait Cycle

Step 3: Wait for 3.5 Years

As per Article 3, subsection 4, paragraph 2 of the Bureaucratic Code of Conduct, all applicants must wait for a minimum of 3.5 years before their request can be processed.

Procedural Checklist:

Submit application
Wait for 3.5 years
Submit follow-up application
Wait for 1.8 years
Repeat steps 1-4
Wait for the apocalypse

Don't worry, we're not actually going to make you wait that long. Just pretend.

But seriously, have you considered taking a nap instead?

Take a break and come back later Get trapped in an infinite loop of paperwork Escape the cubicle and join a commune Note: The above code is just an example. In a real-world scenario, I'd generate it based on the actual request path and content. The above is just a template to give you an idea of what I'd aim for.