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For all your most pressing, yet utterly mundane issues, contact our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated professionals.

Address: 42, Bunker Road, Nowheresville, USA

Email: info@unconventionalsolutions.org

Phone: 1-800-UNCONV-1

Hours: 9am-5pm EST, Monday-Friday (except Tuesdays)

Our team is comprised of:

• Head of Mumbling, Jane Doe
• Director of Procrastination, Bob Smith
• Chief of Bureaucracy, Karen Johnson

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