Blergville exists because some bored people in 1995 decided to create the most unremarkable place on earth. They took a map of Nowheresville, USA, and drew lines on it. Voila! Nowhere, USA, became... Blergville!
Want to learn more about the history of Blergville? Read about it!
Not much. You can visit our famous Sand Pit, or gaze at the Wall of Blerg. Don't forget to take a selfie with the Statue of Nothing In Particular!
Good luck with that! You'd be the 12th resident. Our local economy is based on subsistence farming and complaining about the weather. You're welcome!
We don't really have contact info, but if you're really desperate, try sending a carrier pigeon to the Post Office! Don't expect a reply; our postal system is... unreliable.
We have the Slow Walk system, which involves walking slowly and complaining loudly. It's free, but be prepared to walk really, really slowly.
We have The Blerg Bites restaurant, where you can enjoy the finest in unremarkable cuisine, including the famous Unremarkable Omelette. Bon appétit!