CONTACT US

For the love of all things slightly less than terrible.

We're here to listen to your complaints. Or not.

Our address is 123 Fake Street, in a world where everything is fake.

You can contact us via someone@example.com or by sending a carrier pigeon to our doorstep.

Or just yell at us on the street. We're used to that.

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Or just leave a complaint in our comments section below.

Don't forget to check out our FAQs About Nothing if you're feeling particularly confused.