The Tea Tasting Notes of a Madman

A collection of utterly absurd and completely subjective tea tasting notes from a guy who's lost his mind.

Earl Gray - "A tea so gray, it's like looking at a wall of despair."
Green Tea Gone Wrong - "This green tea is so wrong, it's like finding a hairball in your soup."
Black Tea Blues - "Black tea, the only thing that'll keep you up at night, thinking about the meaninglessness of it all."

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