Cookies Policy: Because Who Needs Consent, Anyway?

At this website, we're totally not tracking you, but let's just say we're "researching" you. Our cookies are like tiny little spies that follow you around, reporting back to our overlords. Don't worry, though - we only care about your cookie data.

Cookie Categories:

• Third Party Cookies: Because we're too lazy to make our own
• Session Cookies: Because we want to see what you're doing right now
• Secure Cookies: Because who needs security, anyway?

Cookie Settings:

Don't bother trying to change them, because we'll just ignore you.

We use cookies to:

• Personalize our advertising to make you feel special
• Targeted content, because who needs surprises?
• Analytics, because we need to know what you're doing

Cookie Law:

Don't make us write a real policy, we're not lawyers.

Cookie Law Enforcement Agency: (CLA)

We have one, but it's just a dude in a trench coat with a cookie jar.

Cookie Law Enforcement Agency (CLA) Subpage:

• Meet our CLA officers, all of whom are experts in cookie law (not really)
• Our procedure for enforcing cookie law (just give us your cookies)

By using our site, you're just agreeing to all this, because you're probably just going to click "I Agree" anyway.

Thanks for reading, and don't worry, we won't actually use your cookies for evil (but we totally are going to).