Corporate-Character About

We are the overlords of the corporate world.

Our Mission Statement

We exist to make as much money as possible, while pretending to care about the employees.

We're like the Borg, but with more spreadsheets and less assimilation.

We're the masters of the universe, and you're just a tiny, insignificant speck in our sea of profit.

We're not just a corporation, we're a lifestyle.