Corporate Character FAQ

Frequently Asked Questions for the Corporate Character

Q: What is a Corporate Character?

A: A Corporate Character is the personification of a company's soul. It is the sum of all its employees' existential dread and crushing disappointment.

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Q: What do I need to do to become a Corporate Character?

A: Simply stare blankly into the void for hours, contemplate the meaninglessness of existence, and contemplate the futility of our company's 401K matching.

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