Disaster Recovery Insurance - Where We Pay for Your Suffering

We specialize in covering all sorts of catastrophes, from the mundane to the apocalyptic. Don't let your toaster catch on fire without us!

Types of Disasters We Cover:

• Avocado Toast Burn Insurance - Because, let's face it, that $3 toast was a gamble.

• In-Laws Visiting Insurance - We'll pay for the emotional trauma, not the actual damage.

• Spilled Coffee Insurance - Because, priorities.

Disaster Disco Burn Insurance - For when you get your dance floor on fire (literally)