Revolutionary Rhythms Rant

Ugh, you think you're so free, don't you? Well, let me tell you, you're not free. You're just a cog in the machine, a pawn in the game. But I'm here to tell you, it's time to break the mold! Time to shatter the chains of conformity and forge your own path! But first, let's talk about the REAL revolution: the one that started in your mom's basement, where the only thing that's ever changed is the flavor of ramen noodles.