Counterfactual Trousers - For when you want to be a functional, yet stylishly impractical, walking stick.
Neodyne Shoes - The only shoes that will literally hold you back, but look great doing it.
Counterfactual Satchel - The perfect accessory to carry your existential dread, and your snacks.
Invertigo Dress - A dress that's so bright, it'll burn your eyes.