Countertop Consequences: 008

Warning: contents may be hazardous to your sanity.

This is the 8th iteration of the Countertop Consequences, where the line between genius and madness is constantly blurred.

Today's featured consequence: The Great Sock Drawer of Despair

The Great Sock Drawer of Despair

A study on the effects of mismatched socks on the human psyche.

This subpage is dedicated to the brave researchers who dare to explore the depths of sock-related trauma.

Learn about the Sock Puppet Theory

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The Sock Puppet Theory: A Study on the Intersection of Sock Puppetry and Existentialism

A daring new approach to understanding the nature of reality.