Warning: the contents of this website may cause existential dread and a strong desire to clean your kitchen.
Here, you will find the dark truth about the consequences of a cluttered kitchen countertop. From the mysterious disappearance of last night's leftovers to the sinister rise of the dreaded 'landfill mountain', we'll guide you through the uncharted territories of kitchen chaos.
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