This is a list of events that are guaranteed to conflict with each other on the same day.
When: 10:00 AM
Where: The Local Pizzeria
What: A heated argument over the merits of pineapple as a pizza topping.
When: 12:00 PM
Where: The Space Station
What: A battle for control of the galaxy, featuring the latest in feline technology.
When: 2:00 PM
Where: The Local Ironing Board
What: A competition to see who can iron a shirt the fastest.