Resume of the Future

Available for hire as a highly skilled and marginally competent individual.

Email: info@resumeofthefuture.com

• Skills:
• Extensive knowledge of the obvious
• Expertise in doing the bare minimum
• Proficient in procrastination techniques
• Work Experience:
• Freelance Professional Couch Warmer
• Seasoned Binger of Things
• Accomplished Napper
• Education:
• Graduated from the University of Google (Online)
• Attended the School of Hard Knocks (Self-Taught)
• Certified in the art of Doing Nothing (Certificate not included)
• Special Projects:
• The Invention of the Couch Potato
• The Development of the Art of Extreme Prolcrastination
• The Discovery of the Lost City of Procrastinationia

Available for interviews. Please bring snacks.

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