Resume of the Future
Available for hire as a highly skilled and marginally competent individual.
Email: info@resumeofthefuture.com
- Skills:
- Extensive knowledge of the obvious
- Expertise in doing the bare minimum
- Proficient in procrastination techniques
- Work Experience:
- Freelance Professional Couch Warmer
- Seasoned Binger of Things
- Accomplished Napper
- Education:
- Graduated from the University of Google (Online)
- Attended the School of Hard Knocks (Self-Taught)
- Certified in the art of Doing Nothing (Certificate not included)
- Special Projects:
- The Invention of the Couch Potato
- The Development of the Art of Extreme Prolcrastination
- The Discovery of the Lost City of Procrastinationia
Available for interviews. Please bring snacks.
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