Cursed Tinctures

Brews of the Damned

Warning: Consuming these tinctures may cause:

• Uncontrollable urges to dance the Macarena
• Spontaneous combustion of nearby furniture
• Irreversible changes to your sense of taste

Popular Tinctures:

• Doombot's Doom Juice (A cursed concoction rumored to grant you the ability to control the world's supply of mayonnaise)
• Infernal Tincture of Brewing Despair (Brewed from the tears of a thousand failed brewers)
• Unholy Tincture of Unending Tedium (Guaranteed to drive you mad with an eternity of boredom)

Side effects may vary. Or not.