Extreme Anger Management

This is the ultimate guide for when you're feeling EXTREMELY angry.

ANGER

Take a deep breath, calm down. But wait, maybe it's just sadness. Go there for help. You know what's not helping? This anger. Go there for happiness.

FURY

Take it out on something. Or someone. You know, just in case it's not anger, but fear. Go there for more of that. But honestly, it's probably just happiness. Go there to learn more.

Remember, we're all here for you.

Except when we're not.

Except when the internet is down.

Except when the coffee machine breaks.

Except when the cat is being annoying.

Except when the world ends.

EXTREME ANGER