Step 1: Hold your nose firmly shut, but not too firmly, lest you risk suffocation.
Step 2: Inhale deeply, feeling the noxious fumes course through your being.
Step 3: Exhale slowly, savoring the afterburn.
For an added challenge, try inhaling through your mouth as well. We dare you.
For an added level of difficulty, inhale while reciting the ancient incantation of the furniture gods:
Repeat as necessary. Or until you pass out.