Why Bother?
Because, apparently, someone out there is still willing to read this.
But let's get real here. You're not actually interested in this subpage's content. You're just here for the novelty of having a subpage that's this bleak.
So, go ahead and click here to see if you can muster up any genuine interest, or back home to wallow in more generic apathy.
Disclaimer: The content on this subpage is not actually worth reading, but we won't judge you for trying.