Utter Desperation

Customizable Emotions for the Modern Human

Are you tired of feeling the same emotions every day? Do you wish you could express yourself with a little more... flair?

Look no further! Our Customizable Emotions system lets you choose from a variety of emotions, each one more absurd than the last.

Choose Your Emotion:

• Random Emotion Generator
• Fear of Running Out of Todays Coffee
• In Lieu of Actual Productivity

Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, try:

• Existential Crisis in a Postmodern World
• In the Absence of Meaning
• Random Act of Spontaneous Combustion