Tearfulness - The Subpage of Sorrow
A Subpage of Extreme Emotional Turbulence
You are on the edge of a precipice, staring into the abyss of despair.
Are you feeling the weight of your own sorrow? The crushing blow of disappointment? Do you yearn for the warmth of a distant memory?
We have just the thing for you!
- Our patented Tearfulness Intensive program will guide you through the process of weeping, wailing, and gnashing of teeth.
- Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Tearfulness Extreme package, featuring a 10-part series of emotionally charged, gut-wrenching activities.
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