Chapter 1: Eating Cheetos with Your Fingernails
Chapter 2: Wearing the Same Socks for 14 Days Straight
Chapter 3: Using a Hair Dryer as a Personal Hairpiece
Chapter 1: Insisting the Pizza Delivery Guy is a Therapist
Chapter 2: Only Talking to People in Rhyme
Chapter 3: Refusing to Use Any Word that Starts with "The