Prophets of Funk and Fashion, we've got you covered!
1. Practice your platform shoes in front of a mirror, at least 30 minutes a day.
2. Learn to work the turntables, not just the turntables, but the turntables AND the tables.
3. Always carry a spare set of polyester in your disco bag, you never know when you'll need it.
Stay funky, stay fresh, stay disco-tastic!
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