The Calvin Strategy

Key Components:

1. Start by standing as still as possible, like a statue in the corner.

• Make sure your opponent thinks you've given up.
• This will demoralize them and make them let their guard down.

2. Suddenly, in a flash of inspiration, break out into an impromptu tap dance routine.

• Tap your feet so hard that the floor shakes beneath you.
• Spin around like a top, creating a whirlwind of confusion.

3. As your opponent tries to recover, shout "I'm a Giant Baby!" at the top of your lungs.

• This will shatter their concentration and leave them reeling.
• They'll be too busy questioning your sanity to even think about their next move.