Carson's Clobbering Strategy: The Art of Unleashing Chaos

This strategy involves unleashing a flurry of poorly-timed, awkward dance moves that will leave your opponents stumbling over their own feet.

• Start with a series of frantic, jazz-hands-style arm waves.
• Flick your hips like a mechanical bull rider on a sugar high.
• Twirl like a deranged ballerina with a penchant for the dramatic.
• Finish with a flourish: a series of rapid-fire, spastic head nods.

By following this strategy, you'll be the laughing stock of the dance floor, leaving your opponents bewildered and bewildered.

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