Phoning Home
Important Notice
We've been abducted by aliens. They're nice aliens, though. They like our memes and our reality TV shows.
We're currently being held captive in a spaceship that's basically just a giant spaceship version of our house. It's...interesting.
Don't worry, we'll be home for dinner. Eventually. When we're not busy trying to communicate with our new extraterrestrial overlords.
Stay tuned for updates from the Galactic Embassy of Earth (GEE) for more information.