Deadline Dodgeball: The Ultimate Productivity Hack

Are you tired of constantly hitting deadlines, only to realize you've been hit with a wave of procrastination? Fear not! Introducing Deadline Dodgeball, the revolutionary new way to avoid actual work.

Here's how it works:

1. Dodge the deadline by declaring yourself stuck in a time loop.
2. Convince your team that you've been abducted by aliens and can't possibly meet the deadline.
3. Or, simply tunnel your way to a parallel universe where deadlines are a thing of the past.

Don't have time for actual deadlines? No problem! Our expert team of time travelers will help you avoid them.

So, what are you waiting for? Download our comprehensive guide and start dodging those pesky deadlines today!