High-Fidelity-Fluoride
Welcome to High-Fidelity-Fluoride, the only water treatment system that's also a dance party.
The Science
Our unique blend of fluoridation and disco music has been proven to make your teeth shine like the top of the Chrysler building.
- Fluoride ions are the new black (or should I say, the new white?) of water treatment.
- Our patented Fluoridation-8 process ensures maximum shine, minimum side effects.
The Party
Join us for a night of high-fidelity fun, complete with flashing lights and a DJ spinning the hottest tracks in town.
See our event calendar for upcoming events!Our Team
Meet the experts behind High-Fidelity-Fluoride:
- Dr. Emily Shine, Chief Fluoride Officer
- Dr. Bob Disco, Chief Party Officer
- Dr. Steve Fluorite, Chief Science Officer