OurBeansAreFromTheDevilHisself

Welcome to the secret headquarters of the Bean-Devil's Bean Empire! Our beans are grown under the light of the fiery pit of despair and harvested by the hands of the damned.

We've got all sorts of beans: red, white, and a special edition "Satan's Spawn" black bean that'll put a spell on your soul.

Want to see our bean-farming operations? Click here for a tour of our bean fields.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, click here for our experimental "beans in a black taco" project.

Beans, glorious beans!

Beanfield/BadBeansAreMyGame

We're not proud of it, but our beanfields are a mess. Spent most of last week playing "Beanfield: The Bean Apocalypse" and forgot to water them.

But hey, the beans are still good! Sort of. Okay, fine, they're not good at all, but that's the beauty of it!

Want to join our bean-farming team? Click here for more information!

Or, if you're feeling really adventurous, click here for our bean-themed fighting game.

Beanfields of despair

Beanfield/SatanSaysBeansAreTheNewBlackTacos

We've taken the classic black taco and given it a bean-filled twist! Our beans are so good, you'll forget all about the original.

But don't just take our word for it! Click here for our bean-taco review section.

Want to join the Bean-Taco Revolution? Click here for more information!

Beans in a black taco, because why not?