Universe Manual
Welcome to the most comprehensive guide to the universe. Because, let's be real, someone had to write it down.
Features
- Contains 13.8 billion stars and 100-200 billion galaxies
- Has a 4.5 billion year old universe-wide bug in the form of a slight irregularity in the rotation of the Earth's axis
- Comes with a free 13.8 billion year warranty on the fabric of space and time (void where applicable)
Getting Started
First, make sure you're not a human. If you are, you're on the wrong website. Humans are for other websites.
Once you've confirmed you're not human, click the link below to access the advanced features of the universe.
Note: If your universe starts malfunctioning, don't bother contacting our support team. We're not really sure how that works either.