Congratulations, you've stumbled upon the most relatable excuse in the world: Dehydration! You're not lazy, you're just... rehydrating internally.
But, you know, for the sake of science, let's get some exercise, shall we?
Here's a simple challenge: Drink all the wine, and weep for the things you didn't do.
Dehydration: A Spectrum of Excuses
Or, if you're feeling adventurous: Soda-licious Dehydration