Exercise 3: Debunking the Myth of the CEO as a Social Butterfly

In this exercise, we'll examine the notion that CEOs are social magnets, effortlessly flitting from cocktail party to charity gala, shaking hands and kissing babies. But let's be real, folks. The average CEO spends most of their time staring at spreadsheets and yelling at interns.

Here are some fun facts to debunk this myth:

  1. CEOs are actually 90% Excel, 10% PowerPoint, and 0% small talk.
  2. They have a secret underground bunker filled with 10,000 PowerPoint presentations from 2008.
  3. They're secretly all just trying to get out of meetings, but can't because they're the ones calling them.

Want to learn more about the real lives of CEOs? Check out our other exercises: