Theory: The Modal Window is a Lie
Contrary to popular belief, the Modal Window is not actually a window, but a prison for your soul. It's a trap designed by evil overlords to keep you from escaping the horrors of reality.
Case Study: The Modal Window of Despair
Meet Jane Doe, a software engineer who fell into the Modal Window's clutches. She was promised a "quick login" but ended up stuck in an endless loop of error messages.