It's not that I'm tired, it's just that I've optimized my energy consumption to the lowest possible level to avoid unnecessary expenditure. I mean, who needs a pulse, really?
I'm using these fancy thyroid hacks to conserve energy.
Next time, try Confession 2 for more energy-saving tips.
Or, for a more existential take, try Confession 3: I'm Not Burned Out, I'm Just Embracing the Void