I'm not burnout, I'm just on a creative sistrum
I've been working on this project for months, but it's not because I'm lazy
I've just been redefining the concept of "productivity" to mean "watching cat videos on YouTube for hours on end"
And when my boss asks me why I'm not meeting my deadlines, I just tell them I'm "in a creative flow state"
They don't understand the concept of a "sistrum", but hey, at least I'm getting away with it, right?
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