I once spent 8 hours playing video games for a living, but I'm still not good enough.
I'm pretty sure my cat secretly controls the world, but I'm not sure I want to know.
My favorite food is still just plain old ramen noodles, don't judge me.
I have a Ph.D. in procrastination, it's a real thing, I swear.
You know, for a person of average skill, it's just so hard to get things done.
I once tried to cook ramen for 30 days straight, I didn't get a single burn mark on my forehead.
I'm pretty sure my brain is just a tiny, tiny hamster running around on a wheel.