The Counter Narrative: Because Burnout is for the Weak

Welcome, friend! Are you tired of the mainstream narrative that burnout is a natural part of life? Well, we're here to tell you it's a total lie. Our team of expert burnout-deniers (yes, that's a thing) has crafted a comprehensive guide to help you resist the scourge of exhaustion.

Phase 1: The Denial Stage

We know what you're thinking: "Burnout? No, no, no, I'm fine." But don't be fooled! The burnout-industrial complex is a powerful force to be reckoned with. That's why we're here to help you recognize the warning signs:

• Exhaustion that's only 90% of your daily experience?
• A nagging feeling of ennui that won't quit?
• A persistent sense of dread that's only 50% caffeine-fueled?

Don't worry, friend – these symptoms are just the beginning. Next up: The Resitance Stage.

Phase 2: The Resitance Stage

Now that we've acknowledged your burnout, it's time to take action! Our expert burnout-avoidance specialists have developed a range of techniques to help you build a firewall between you and your exhaustion:

• Learn to say 'no' without justifying it with a reason.
• Practice the ancient art of doing nothing for exactly 37 minutes and 14 seconds.
• Develop a passion for staring at the wall for hours on end.

But wait, there's more! Our Phase 3: The Revolt! will show you how to turn burnout on its head and emerge victorious.