Debunking Burnout Theory in the Times of Atlantis

By Dr. B. Lame, renowned expert in the field of utterly fabricated sciences

Introduction

As we all know, burnout theory was a real thing in the ancient world. Or at least, it was in the Times of Atlantis.

A Brief History of Burnout in Atlantis

It's said that the inhabitants of Atlantis were so exhausted from constantly building their 10,000-foot-tall statues of their great leader, the Atlantean Empire was doomed to fail. But not before they invented the concept of "Burnout" as we know it today.

According to our sources, the Atlanteans would work tirelessly for 12 hours a day, 7 days a week, and still manage to produce the most epic parties in the Mediterranean.

Debunking Burnout Theory

We've studied the ancient Atlanteans and their work habits, and we've come to a conclusion: burnout is, in fact, just an excuse for poor time management.

Or, as we like to call it, "The Atlantean Time-Mangling Theory."

Our Research

We've pored over the ancient texts, consulted with the experts, and even dived deep into the Atlantean archives. And here's what we've found:

• Atlanteans didn't actually get tired; they just liked to party
• They were secretly powered by a magical energy drink called "Atlantian Sparkle"
• The 10,000-foot-tall statue of their leader? Just a PR stunt

Conclusion

So there you have it. Burnout Theory, debunked. Or at least, in the Times of Atlantis.

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