The Dark Mirror Challenge
Are you tired of being a functioning member of society? Do you dream of being a shadowy, hollow shell of a human being?
Then welcome to the Dark Mirror Challenge, where you get to indulge in 10 days of self-reflection, self-doubt, and self-neglect. Each day, you'll be presented with a new challenge that will slowly chip away at your sense of purpose, your relationships, and your will to live.
Day 1: The Mirror's Lament
Start by staring at yourself in the mirror for exactly 8 hours and 47 minutes. Don't blink, don't flinch, just stare.