Exercise 1: The Existential Crisis Cave
Welcome, fellow seeker of truth! You have entered the Existential Crisis Cave, where the walls are made of doubt and the ceiling is painted with the colors of uncertainty.
As you wander through this cave, you will confront the ultimate question: "What is the meaning of life?" Don't worry, it's not as deep as it sounds. Just think of it as a fancy word for "Why do I need to do chores?"
Instructions:
- Find a comfortable seat in the cave.
- Stare into the void of existence for exactly 17 minutes and 32 seconds.
- Repeat the following mantra: "I am but a fleeting thought in the grand tapestry of time."
After completing this exercise, you may feel a sense of existential dread, but don't worry, that's just the universe's way of telling you to take out the trash.
Exercise 2: The Paradoxical Pool Exercise 3: The Quantum Quiz