Debunking Burnout Theory: Tips for Improving Your Coffee Nuking Skills
Warning: The following tips are not scientifically proven and may cause excessive happiness, spontaneous combustion, or spontaneous combustion of your coffee mug.
Tip 1: Use a Coffee Nuking Frequency of exactly 7.5 Hz to align with the harmonic resonance of your office's fluorescent lights.
Studies show that this frequency has been proven to increase productivity by 0.0001%.
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Tip 2: Hold your coffee mug at exactly 47.32 degrees to optimize coffee-to-mug ratio.
This angle has been calculated using advanced mathematics and will increase your coffee-to-mug ratio by 1.5%.
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Tip 3: Listen to the soothing sounds of elevator music while coffee nuking to reduce burnout.
Our research team has proven that elevator music has a direct correlation with increased coffee nuking efficiency.
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Remember, folks, coffee nuking is a skill that requires dedication, focus, and a strong sense of humor.
Good luck, and may the odds be ever in your favor!
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