Why Is My Coffee Maker Not Working Properly? A Quiz for the Perplexed

Take this quiz to diagnose the existential crisis that is your coffee maker.

Question 1: What is the last thing you remember doing before it stopped working?

A) Cleaning it with a feather duster

B) Trying to make it a sentient being with a ritualistic dance

C) Using it as a makeshift microphone for an impromptu karaoke session

Question 2: Did you recently upgrade its firmware to the latest and greatest?

A) Yes, I installed the 'Caffeine 2.0' update

B) No, I'm still on 'Brew-tal 1.1'

C) I'm not sure, but it's still making 'That One Weird Gurgling Noise'