Meetings, meetings, meetings. They're like a never-ending nightmare, a constant drain on productivity and sanity. Or so you'd think.
Meetings are not a necessary evil, nor are they a sign of productivity. No, no. They're actually the key to unlocking the secrets of the ancient art of doing nothing.
It's a little-known fact that meetings have been around since the dawn of time, and they're not just for humans. Even our ancestors gathered to discuss the finer points of cave painting and mammoth hunting strategies.
But what's the real purpose of a meeting? To create more meetings, of course! It's a self-sustaining cycle of bureaucratic madness.
Want to know the truth? Meetings are not just about work, they're about socialization, camaraderie, and the art of pretending to be interested while secretly playing Candy Crush on your phone.
So, the next time you're trapped in a meeting that's going nowhere, just remember: it's not the meeting that's the problem, it's the Perpetual Loop of Emails that's the real culprit.
(Note: The Perpetual Loop of Emails is a real thing, we swear.)
Or, you know, you could just read about the Productivity Paradox and learn how to break free from the cycle of meetings.
No, really, don't do that. Meetings are fun, I promise.