Debunking Burnout Theory Phase 2: The Exhaustion

Phase 2: The Exhaustion

Welcome to Phase 2 of Debunking Burnout Theory

At this stage, you've reached peak exhaustion. Congratulations! You've managed to burn yourself out.

Here's what's happening:

Your productivity has hit rock bottom.
You've lost all sense of accomplishment.
You're starting to question your life choices.

But don't worry, we've got a solution for you!

Phase 2 Strategies: Because Who Needs Sleep, Anyway?

Phase 2 Strategies

Because Who Needs Sleep, Anyway?

Here are some tips to help you power through the exhaustion:

Drink more coffee.
Listen to loud music.
Daydream about your retirement.

And for the love of all things sane, check out our sub-page for more advanced strategies.

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