Phase 2 Resistance FAQ

What is Phase 2 Resistance?

Phase 2 Resistance is the natural next step in the evolutionary cycle of adult human development. It's where the existential dread of Phase 1 gives way to a healthy dose of nihilism and despair. You're welcome.

What are the symptoms of Phase 2 Resistance?

The symptoms of Phase 2 Resistance are many and varied, but may include:
• A general sense of hopelessness
• A growing distrust of all institutions and authority figures
• An increasingly sarcastic tone
• A tendency to question the point of everything

If you're experiencing any of these symptoms, don't worry! You're just entering Phase 2, and it's a natural part of life. Or, you know, not.

How can I join the Phase 2 Resistance?

To join the Phase 2 Resistance, simply follow these easy steps:
• Take a good, long look at the crushing despair that is human existence
• Develop a healthy skepticism of all authority prophets and gurus
• Start questioning the purpose of your own existence
• Repeat steps 1-3 until you feel adequately numb to care

And, as an added bonus, you'll receive a complimentary copy of the Phase 2 Resistance Manifesto, a 500-page treatise on the meaninglessness of life, written by our very own founder, Jean-Paul Sartre-son.

Or, you know, just follow this link to our subpage on Debunking Burnout Theory, where we'll guide you through the process of surrendering your soul to the void.

Or, if all else fails, just visit our main subpage for aประก more in-depth look at the Phase 2 Resistance.