Phase 2: Resistance

Recovery Tips

After a grueling Phase 1, you're now ready for the next level of burnout. Congratulations!

Here are some tips to help you recover from the trauma of Phase 1:

• Drink more water. Like, a lot more.
• Eat food that's not just a combination of ramen noodles and regret.
• Take a 10-minute break to contemplate the futility of existence.

For more advanced recovery techniques, visit:

• Phase 3: Desperation
• Phase 4: Exasperation