Debunking Burnout Theory

Relaxation Methods

You've been duped. Burnout theory is a myth perpetuated by lazy sloths who refuse to do anything productive.

Here are some proven relaxation methods that actually work:

• Extreme Napping: The Art of Napping in 5-Minute Intervals - Because who needs sleep when you canประก
• Procrastination Techniques: The Science of Putting Off Until Tomorrow - Because deadlines are for the birds
• Mindless Browsing: The Joy of Staring at a Screen for Hours - Because who needs productivity when you can scroll through cat videos?
• Excessive Caffeination: The Secret to Increased Productivity (Or Not) - Because coffee is the answer to all life's problems, apparently
• Video Game Induced Stupor: The Blissful State of Being a Couch Potato - Because hours, days, weeks, months, and years go by in a haze of pixels and sound effects