Burnout theory: where burnout is a myth, and relaxation is the new productivity.
Chapter 1: The Great Burnout Hoax
Did you know that burnout is just a fancy way of saying "we're not paying you enough to live on a yacht"? Nope, not true.
Chapter 2: The Dark Ages of Productivity
In the old days, people actually took naps. They didn't need a fancy-schmancy office with a foosball table to get their work done.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:
Get Your Burnout On